Ex Girlfriend Quotes

• I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

  Dane Cook

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Get Better

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• I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.

  Brittany Murphy

  Girlfriend, Answers, Curious

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

  Demetri Martin

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Exes

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• When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  Drake

  Ex Boyfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up

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• Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

  Unknown

  Funny, Girlfriend, Today

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• For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them.

  Miles Teller

  Girlfriend, Missing, Feelings

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

  Drake

  Relationship, Break Up, Girl

  Song: Shot For Me, Album: Take Care

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• An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone else could ever be. I don't want to be overly dramatic and say it's the only thing that gets me up and keeps me going. But people in your life come and go. As you go through your life, you make friendships, you break friendships, you have relationships. Music is the one thing I've always been able to rely on.

  Ben Gibbard

  Girlfriend, People, Upset

  "The Meaning Of Life". www.pastemagazine.com. April 10, 2008.

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• Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.

  Miranda Lambert

  Girlfriend, Crazy, Promise

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• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

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• But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

  Rachel Vincent

  Goodbye, Girlfriend, Brother

  Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin

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• I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

  Dana Gould

  Girlfriend, Disappointment, Big Girl

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• When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.

  Aisha Tyler

  Girlfriend, Phones, Cells

  Aisha Tyler (2013). “Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation”, p.11, Harper Collins

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• I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times.

  Michel Gondry

  Girlfriend, Mean, Zombie

  "Surreal to reel" by Damon Wise, www.theguardian.com.

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• My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

  Emo Philips

  Sexy, Girlfriend, Soldier

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• I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

  Tao Lin

  Girlfriend, Messages, Text Message

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was low, guttural. 'I was hoping I'd get the chance to kill you.' 'You won't be killing anyone, you sad little emo git.' 'You've stood in the way of our love for long enough.' 'Just listening to you makes me want to top myself, you self-pitying Paranormal Romance novel reject.' Caelen glared. 'Stop insulting me.' 'Why? If you cry will your mascara run?

  Derek Landy

  Running, Girlfriend, Emo

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• Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard to expose my 'kitten cage' full of the poor, sad kitties I was going to snack on?" A raised eyebrow. "Wasn't the cage next to my special 'kitten defurring' tools?" "They were obviously fake." Bas just stared at her.

  Nalini Singh

  Girlfriend, Believe, Cat

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• I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable.

  Ben Affleck

  Girlfriend, Able, Great Relationship

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know that George Bush drove an ex-girlfriend to an abortion clinic and paid for her to get an abortion.Then you go to an anti-immigration website chat room and ask, "What's all this about George Bush proposing amnesty for illegal aliens?"

  Moby

  Girlfriend, Wings, Pro Life

  "Punk the prez? Moby's anti-Bush tricks" by George Rush and Joanna Rush Molloy, New York Daily News, February 9, 2004.

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• I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it was reserved only for ex-girlfriends and particular football games that caused me to lose a lot of money.

  Jason Mulgrew

  Football, Girlfriend, Revenge

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing for, and also, in seventh grade, there was a game of spin the bottle and it was my turn and I spun and it landed at Dash, but he wouldn't let me kiss him.

  David Levithan

  Girlfriend, Kissing, Thinking

  Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2010). “Dash & Lily's Book of Dares”, p.187, Knopf Books for Young Readers

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• I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is."

  Jason Gann

  Girlfriend, Long, Comedian

  Source: collider.com

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• I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted.

  James Blunt

  Girlfriend, Thinking, Sensitive

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since I got into music. 'X' is the 24th letter in the alphabet, and I will turn 24 when this album comes out. 'X' is also a metaphor, as in 'ex-girlfriend': it implies you're progressing and moving on in life, not holding on to the past and your old ways.

  Chris Brown

  Girlfriend, Moving, Past

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