Men Bashing Quotes

• There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

  Helena Rubinstein

  Funny, Beauty, Beautiful

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  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Inspiring, Girly

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• No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

  Honore de Balzac

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. The Physiology of Marriage Meditation V, Aphorism 28

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• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  Milton Berle

  Love, Marriage, Husband

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When women go wrong, men go right after them.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Memorable

  She Done Him Wrong (motion picture) (1933)

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• There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.

  Coco Chanel

  Taught, Women Bashing, Knows

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• Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

  Grover Cleveland

  Creativity, Innovation, Want

  Astronaut James Lovell’s Commencement Speech at the University of Wisconsin - Madison's winter commencement at the Kohl Center, news.wisc.edu. December 18, 2016.

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• A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

  Adolf Hitler

  Cute, Sweet, Stupid

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• One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

  Confucius

  Hundred, Testicles, Women Bashing

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• Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

  Napoleon Bonaparte

  Children, Women, Army

  "The St. Helena Journal of General Baron Gourgaud, 1815-1818 : Being a Diary written at St. Helena during a part of Napoleon's Captivity", translated by Norman Edwards, 1932.

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• There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.

  Andre Malraux

  Islam, Needs, West

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• Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Men, Differences, Young

  Major Barbara (1907) act 3

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• It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.

  Arthur Schopenhauer

  Sex, Men, Race

  Arthur Schopenhauer (2015). “Studies in Pessimism”, p.124, Arthur Schopenhauer

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• Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.

  Saint Augustine

  Children, Giving, Doe

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• Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other.

  Jules Feiffer

  Girl, Believe, Kids

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• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

  Woody Allen

  People, Boring, There Is No God

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• A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.

  Aristotle

  Wife, Quality, Female

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• Dames lie about anything - just for practice.

  Raymond Chandler

  Lying, Practice, Dames

  Raymond Chandler (2014). “The World of Raymond Chandler: In His Own Words”, p.210, Vintage

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• My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.

  David Henry

  Dog, Sunday, Thinking

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• There are no ugly women, only lazy.

  Coco Chanel

  Makeup, Lazy, Ugly

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• Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

  Leo Tolstoy

  Differences, Women Bashing, Bad Woman

  Virginia Woolf, Samuel Solomonovitch Koteliansky, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Leo Tolstoy (graf), Aleksandr Borisovich Golʹdenveĭzer (2006). “Translations from the Russian”

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• My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

  Gary Mule Deer

  Girlfriend, Love You, Drink

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• Harris, I am not well; pray get me a glass of brandy.

  George IV of the United Kingdom

  Glasses, Praying, Brandy

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• Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way.

  Pope John Paul II

  Men, Way, Sovereign

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• A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

  Pancho Villa

  Unfaithful, Shots, Women Bashing

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