I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
The only decent bone in her body was mine.
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.
No man who respects his mother or loves his sister, can speak disparagingly of any woman; however low she may seem to have sunk, she is still a woman. I want every man to remember this. Every woman is, or, at some time, has been a sister or daughter.
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.
Woman is a misbegotten man and has a faulty and defective nature in comparison to his. Therefore she is unsure in herself. What she cannot get, she seeks to obtain through lying and diabolical deceptions. And so, to put it briefly, one must be on one's guard with every woman, as if she were a poisonous snake and the horned devil. ... Thus in evil and perverse doings woman is cleverer, that is, slyer, than man. Her feelings drive woman toward every evil, just as reason impels man toward all good.
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.
Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.
Harris, I am not well; pray get me a glass of brandy.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell.
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.
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