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• My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion.

  Natalia Kills

  Grandma, Use, Soap

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• I do a combo situation of lotion and body makeup and put it on with my moisturizer in the morning. That seems to work best for me because self-tanning lotion always streaks and looks kind of crazy. So I put on some body makeup and wash it off at night. I have to do it every day, but that's just a part of my life now.

  Brittany Snow

  Morning, Crazy, Makeup

  "The Genius Way Brittany Snow Gets Tan Without Going in the Sun (and No, Not With Self-Tanner)". Interview with Julianne Carell, www.glamour.com. June 8, 2016.

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• Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

  Mariah Carey

  Ashes, Chickens

  Song: It's Like That, Album: The Emancipation of Mimi, 2005

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• Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.

  Geoffrey Hill

  Book, Dumb, Rough Drafts

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• Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion.

  Kiki Dimoula

  Soothing, Esteem, Love Always

  Source: blog.yupnet.org

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• I like Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm because I don't need a mirror to reapply. But I definitely treat myself with face lotion - I use La Mer.

  Alison Sweeney

  Mirrors, Needs, Use

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• If my legs are showing, the makeup artist adds a tiny amount of foundation to body lotion and rubs it in.

  Christina Hendricks

  Artist, Makeup, Foundation

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• I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

  Ashton Kutcher

  Hair, Guy, Use

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.

  Norm MacDonald

  Sex, Ocean, Guy

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• My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.

  Robert Carlyle

  Artist, Wife, Trying

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

  Rob Corddry

  Jobs, Good Friend, Naked

  "20Q Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric ­Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. September 22, 2014.

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• I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things.

  Michael Apted

  Documentaries, Type, Caribbean

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• I have now seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels. I have smelled suntan lotion spread over 2,100 pounds of hot flesh. I have been addressed as "Mon" in three different nations. I have seen 500 upscale Americans dance the Electric Slide. I have seen sunsets that looked computer-enhanced. I have (very briefly) joined a conga line.

  David Foster Wallace

  Beach, Sunset, Blue

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• This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.

  Joe Teti

  Fire, Survival, Brighter

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• My front door had seen jean skirts, dresses, even a see-through tube dress over a string bikini. A handful of times, spackled-on makeup and glitter lotion. Never pajamas.

  Jamie McGuire

  Makeup, Doors, Dresses

  Jamie McGuire (2013). “Walking Disaster: A Novel”, p.22, Simon and Schuster

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• When we pray, instead of trying to produce love in our souls toward God, we should be basking in God's love for us. How foolish to stay indoors in the cold, dark little room off the self, trying to turn on the light and turn up the heat, when we can just go outside into God's glorious Sonlight and receive his rays! How silly to fuss with artificial tanning salons and lotions and lights when the Son is out!

  Peter Kreeft

  Silly, Son, Dark

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• Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt the sick to trust the lying bill.

  George Crabbe

  Lying, Sick, Honor

  George Crabbe, Allan Cunningham (1855). “George Crabbe's Poetical Works: Preface to the Tales”, p.361

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• [I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes. Or the ways that people want their neighborhoods and restaurants curated in a way that's really tailored to them. Growing up with someone who was living by these very strict, repressive rules for themselves - it made me very allergic to the idea of denial.

  Carrie Brownstein

  Growing Up, Hate, Shoes

  "Carrie Brownstein Discusses Her Memoir". Interview with Jenn Pelly, pitchfork.com. October 27, 2015.

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• I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep.

  Freema Agyeman

  Taken, Sleep, Rooms

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• Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white.

  Jacob Zuma

  Hair, White, Kind

  "'Even if you straighten your hair, you will never be white' - Zuma". Jacob Zuma's controversial speech in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa, archive.sowetanlive.co.za. December 27, 2012.

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