Joe Teti Quotes

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• The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

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  Giving, Water, Survival

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• Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

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  Mean, Fighting, Warrior

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• It's darker than a well diggers ass.

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  Survival, Ass, Wells

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• You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

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  Survival, Gears, Able

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• It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

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  War, Winning, Long

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• If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

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  Home, Games, Survival

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• It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

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  Survival, Sound, Goats

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• In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

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  Risk, Survival, Needs

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• If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

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  Off The Beaten Path, Survival, Finding Yourself

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• The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

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  Light, Survival, Maps

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• That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox

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  Survival, Nuggets, Golden

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• I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

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  Survival, Drs, Woods

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• What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

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  Drinking, Beer, Guy

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• This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.

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  Teamwork, Survival

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• I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

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  Survival, Mexico, Rattlesnakes

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• Shirts don't grow on trees.

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  Tree, Survival, Shirts

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• After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

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  Years, Survival, Special

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• What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

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  Survival, Cracks, Want

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• I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

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  Survival, Done, Combat

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• Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

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  Fire, Black, Survival

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• I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

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  Wine, Beer, Survival

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• What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

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  Sexy, Guy, Tree

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• I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

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  Thinking, Clock Is Ticking, Survival

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• Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

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  Attitude, Survival, Quitting

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• Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

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  Survival, Sometimes

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