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• Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

  Steve Lopez

  Love Is, Mental Illness, Coming Out

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• Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

  Nelson Shanks

  Fake, Quality, Realism

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• There are tiny choices that everyone can make that profoundly affect our collective water use. Like not having the tap on while brushing your teeth, not starting your shower ten minutes in advance, not doing laundry until you have a full load. In this particular issue, education really is power.

  Kristen Bell

  Issues, Water, Choices

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• We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

  Don Henley

  Art, Kings, Dirty

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• It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around.

  Maynard James Keenan

  Spinning Around, Clothes, Done

  "Lollapalooza Still Packs A Wallop". Boston Globe, July 04, 1997.

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• The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.

  Kathleen Norris

  Ordinary, Baking, Bread

  Kathleen Norris (1998). “The Quotidian Mysteries: Laundry, Liturgy, and "women's Work"”, p.15, Paulist Press

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• The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

  Joseph Smith, Jr.

  Dirty, Hands, Towels

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• I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

  Jenny Holzer

  Succeed, Clean, Loathe

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• If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Dirty, Problem, T Shirt

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• No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being: essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide.

  Sylvia Ashton-Warner

  Jobs, Teaching, Cutting

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• I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

  Milton Berle

  Valentine, Doors, Wife

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• How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

  Adam Sandler

  Nice, People, Guy

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• [In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

  Jeff Dunham

  Dirty, Drunk, Dui

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• When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Writing, Clothes, Lists

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• The plight of the actor, even if he's a star, is the plight of the women's movement. They're saying the same thing to us: get into bed, give me a good time, then give me something to eat, go get the laundry, be a good girl.

  Dustin Hoffman

  Girl, Stars, Giving

  Films Illustrated, May-June 1980.

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• Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated

  Franz Kafka

  Stuff, Sometimes, Drawers

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• I know how to separate my own laundry.

  Amy Ryan

  Know How, My Own, Knows

  "Amy Ryan" with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. February 21, 2008.

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• Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

  Wes Smith

  Advice, Rooms, Quarters

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• Delirious as it can be, sex is only one kind of intimacy, and yet has become the cultural catchment area for all kinds of needs because our understanding of intimacy is so poor. Brutal work schedules, related geographic isolation, and the concomitant fracturing of families has meant that there is little time for intimacy, and even less to teach the necessary skills. But intimacy, the axis of romance, is slow, based on the sharing of a life rather than show. In terms of intimacy, folding laundry together or sharing the feeding of a child can have more impact than the most extravagant bouquet.

  Antonella Gambotto-Burke

  Sex, Children, Impact

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• Fifteen years ago I knew I had to settle into being a mom and give them a normal life, which I never had. I was always traveling. I had tours. I wanted my kids to settle down, and we kind of did it together.... It was a bumpy transition. There was no director telling me what to do. No script, but I really enjoyed it. I even became president of the PTA. Doing the laundry was a meditative experience. Now, when I start to get nervous and stressed, I go in and start to fold towels.

  Pia Zadora

  Mom, Kids, Years

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• I'm pretty obsessive-compulsive and I'm very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of time until I can't not write, and then I write first drafts in gallops. I won't eat right. I forget to do my laundry. I have a dog now, and I have to remember to walk him. When I write, that takes over and I can't do anything else. There's something exciting about that free fall, but then my life gets really screwed up. I've lost lots of relationships because of my having to ignore everything.

  Adam Rapp

  Dog, Fall, Writing

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• Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

  Laura Schlessinger

  Women, Noses, Willing

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• I hang my laundry on the line when I write.

  Joni Mitchell

  Writing, Lines

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• I got famous in my 30s. I already had a real life and kids and responsibilities, like laundry and cleaning bathrooms. It's hard not be grounded when you have that. I think, if you get super-famous and everyone tells you you're wonderful when you're 12, it's probably a lot harder.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Real, Kids, Responsibility

  Source: collider.com

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• My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother.

  Firoozeh Dumas

  Mother, Father, Heart

  Firoozeh Dumas (2007). “Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America”, p.25, Random House

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