Kill Me Quotes - Page 12

• I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

  Joan Rivers

  Sex, Husband, Breathing

  "Should the U.S. Send Troops to Defeat ISIS?; Father Indicted for Murder in Hot Car Death; A Look at the Life of Joan Rivers". "New Day", www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.

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• I'm pretty slapstick in my life but nobody sees that. You get typecast. I'm from New York and I have a sh*t-detector that's outspoken. I'm very streetwise and the producers detect that. So they get me on a movie and kill me. I go into their offices and I'm sure when I leave they say, 'You know, he'd be great to kill'. I've been killed every way you can imagine.

  Lance Henriksen

  New York, Office, Way

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

  Spike Milligan

  Promise, Alive, Take Me

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• My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.

  Gregg Rogell

  Smoking, One Day, Three

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• The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years.

  Stephen Hawking

  Doctors, Years, Two

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• Defensive backs are always trying to kill me, so I'm trying to get them first.

  Hines Ward

  Always Trying, Firsts, Defensive Backs

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• It kills me when I make a bad pitch...I want to be perfect out there.

  Andy Pettitte

  Perfect, Want

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• You know what kills me about Jennifer Lopez? The fact that this woman wakes up one day and she's like, 'You know what? From now on, I'd like people to call me J-Lo,' and then they do it. Only a celebrity can get away with this. George Bush doesn't come out for his morning press conferences: 'From now on, I'd like to be referred to as G-Bu. Y'all know my vice president, Dog Chain.

  Carol Leifer

  Dog, Morning, People

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• I have to keep law and order and it means that I have to kill my enemies before they kill me.

  Idi Amin

  Mean, Order, Law

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• Kill me if you will, I am not afraid to die; and I have endured so much oppression that I am weary of life. But I am a strong man, and I could cast both of you down, if I would. If you have any legal process to serve, present it, for I am at all times subject to law and shall not offer resistance.

  Sam Smith

  Strong, Men, Law

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• I know that there are scores of people plotting to kill me, and this is not difficult to understand. After all, did we not seize power by plotting against our predecessors? However, I am far cleverer than they are. I know they are conspiring to kill me long before they actually start planning to do it. This enables me to get them before they have the faintest chance of striking at me.

  Saddam Hussein

  Long, People, Chance

  "Saddam Hussein: a political biography". Book by Efraim Karsh and Inari Rautsi, 2002.

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• On the other hand, there is a certain advantage in traveling with someone who has a reputation for shooting rather than being shot: as Keram said, in a self-satisfied way, they might kill me, but they would know that, if I was with him, there would be unpleasantness afterwards.

  Freya Stark

  Self, Hands, Would Be

  Freya Stark (1964). “The Journey's Echo: Selections”

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• Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

  Dick Van Dyke

  I Love Him, Hbo, Laughing

  Interview with Joel Keller, www.avclub.com. June 9, 2011.

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• I remember a point in [writing] the story where I said, "This isn't working, I should go and buy something at the supermarket or my wife will kill me." Then I said, "No, I'll go on."

  Etgar Keret

  Writing, Wife, Stories

  "Etgar Keret: We Can Try to Be Human". Interview with Meakin Armstrong, www.guernicamag.com. August 17, 2015.

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• I try to be aware of what I'm concerned about, aware of how I feel about myself in the world, aware of how I feel about the issues of the day, but I guess I don't want to write essays in my head about my craft and maybe it's because I teach and talk about craft of other writers as a reader. I feel the moment I start doing that is when it's going to kill me.

  Chang-Rae Lee

  Writing, Issues, Trying

  Source: therumpus.net

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• It was incredible to me that members of one community could kill members of another not for anything personal that they did but simply based on their identity.

  Amartya Sen

  Community, Identity, Incredibles

  Interview with David Barsamian, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. September 29, 2011.

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• I wouldn't want someone assuming that some negative song has some truth between me and my wife. There was a song that one of my buddies sent me, and it was an awesome song. It was about this woman who had fallen in love with a man that wasn't her husband, and I love everything about the song except for the fact that I personally cannot sing it. It would kill me if someone thought I was singing it about my wife.

  Aaron Watson

  Song, Husband, Men

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• Every couple years when Mr. [Hugh] Hefner would call, I would very graciously decline, because my mom would kill me, and I thought it was more mysterious keeping my clothes on.

  Cindy Margolis

  Mom, Couple, Clothes

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me. They do not feel any enmity against me as an individual, nor I against them. They are only 'doing their duty'

  George Orwell

  Writing, Flying, Trying

  George Orwell (2009). “Facing Unpleasant Facts: Narrative Essays”, p.109, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Trying, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 07, 2011

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• I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous.

  Jack Nicholson

  Thinking, Yards, Breakfast

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• If I thought someone was just chatting me up because of being on TV, it'd kill me.

  Kelvin Fletcher

  Tvs, Chatting, Ifs

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.

  John McAfee

  Girlfriend, My Girlfriend

  Source: www.sbs.com.au

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• You can't do a movie without villains. You have to have something for the heroines or anti-heroines to be up against, and I wasn't going to contrive some monstrous female, but even if this were the most men-bashing movie ever made-let all us women get guns and kill men-it wouldn't even begin to make up for the 99% of all movies where the women are there to be caricatured as bimbos or to be skinned and decapitated. If men feel uncomfortable in the audience it is because they are identifying with the wrong character.

  Callie Khouri

  Character, Gun, Men

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• Because if I let myself feel the pain and the anger, I think it might kill me. Or I might kill someone else. I know it's wrong to feel that way about God and I know its's wrong to not feel anything. I hate it. I don't hate God. I hate not loving Him.

  Susan Beth Pfeffer

  Pain, Hate, Thinking

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