Idiot Quotes - Page 28

• I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.' Now that would be a neat trick.

  Ilona Andrews

  Would Be, Cry, Tricks

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• Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

  Mira Grant

  Calling, Tomorrow

  Mira Grant (2010). “Feed: The Newsflesh Trilogy:”, p.245, Hachette UK

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• Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's eyes. "No you stupid idiot,there's nothing wrong. with you.

  Jeanne Birdsall

  Stupid, Eye, Odd

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• Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

  Markus Zusak

  Kind, Arthur, Said

  Markus Zusak (2013). “The Book Thief: Enhanced Movie Tie-in Edition”, p.154, RH Childrens Books

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• You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

  Rachel Caine

  Crush, School, Dies

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.338, Penguin

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• Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

  Douglas Adams

  Dreamer, Philosopher, Spouse

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• Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?" "In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly. "That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her!

  Gordon Korman

  Cheating, Couple, Believe

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• You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.

  Joss Whedon

  Beautiful, Pain, Loneliness

  "Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Earshot". www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on to stroking his hair and crying. She sat beside him on the edge of the bed, trying very hard not to bump him or let her cold tears fall on his bare chest and arms. For a moment he blinked at her. Then he asked, "Are you dead too?

  Melissa Marr

  Fall, Eye, Hair

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• Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Walks

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• What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him backward hard, making him stagger. “I don’t have a mustache, you idiot!” Iggy giggled and put his arms up to protect himself in case I punched him. “And you know what?” I added. “You don’t have one either. Well, maybe in a couple years. You can always hope.” I left him in the hallway, anxiously fingering his upper lip.

  James Patterson

  Couple, Doors, Years

  James Patterson (2008). “Maximum Ride: The Final Warning”, p.27, Random House

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• Elene gasped and sat up. "Kylar Thaddeus Stern!" Kylar giggled. "Thaddeus? That's a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once." "So did I. He was a blind idiot." "Really?" Kylar said, his eyes dancing. "The one I knew was famous for his gigantic-" "Kylar!" Elene interrupted, motioning toward Uly. "His gigantic what?" Uly asked. "Now you did it." Elene said, "His gigantic what, Kyler?" "Feet. And you know what they say about big feet." He winked lasciviously at Elene. "What?" Uly asked. "Big Shoes," Kylar said.

  Brent Weeks

  Eye, Shoes, Feet

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• Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. "Wake. Up," Four snaps. "You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

  Veronica Roth

  Gun, Hands, Lips

  Veronica Roth (2014). “Divergent Series Ultimate Four-Book Collection: Divergent; Insurgent; Allegiant; Four”, p.44, Harper Collins

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• Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth. Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.

  Russell Brand

  Stupid, Giving, Mind

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• There are idiots in every crowd.

  Heather Graham

  Crowds

  Heather Graham (2013). “Deadly Night”, p.222, Harlequin

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• Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know what comes next?

  Ann Aguirre

  Baby, Stupid, Fall

  Ann Aguirre (2008). “Grimspace”, p.9, Penguin

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• No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Looks, Alice Cullen

  Stephenie Meyer (2008). “Eclipse”, Little Brown & Company

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• My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark pieces having instant recognition with their dark pieces, he says. You're an idiot if you think it means you've met your soul mate. So I was an idiot.

  Deb Caletti

  Running, Father, Mean

  Deb Caletti (2012). “Stay”, p.3, Simon and Schuster

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• Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof that the universe is a drooling idiot with no fashion sense - Mr Nobody on the fundamental philosophy of the Brotherhood of DADA

  Grant Morrison

  Fashion, Philosophy, Evil

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• Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

  Rick Riordan

  Trying, Teach, Marrying

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Sea of Monsters”, Disney-Hyperion

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• You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.

  Sonya Sones

  Thinking, Knows

  Sonya Sones (2010). “What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

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• You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf. “I can't read your mind, you idiot.

  Kami Garcia

  Men, Mind, Hey

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• Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

  Rachel Cohn

  Guy, Appearance, Rage

  Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2014). “Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist”, p.42, Egmont UK

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• The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.

  Sam Harris

  Believe, People, Religion

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• Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

  Nancy Farmer

  Angel, Steps, Guardian

  Nancy Farmer (2013). “The House of the Scorpion”, p.142, Simon and Schuster

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