Idiot Quotes - Page 30

• She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

  Nalini Singh

  Tattoo, Add, Bigs

  Nalini Singh (2012). “Nalini Singh: Guild Hunters Novels 1-4”, p.168, Penguin

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• School is just like having a job. You have to show up, you have to do your work, and you have to be around tons of idiots or mean people. Now that I think about it, it's worse than having a job. At least there you get paid.

  Elizabeth Scott

  Jobs, School, Mean

  Elizabeth Scott (2008). “Bloom”, p.74, Simon and Schuster

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• One can't help but marvel at the variety of ways that women had devised to make us look like flaming idiots.

  Lisa Kleypas

  Looks, Way, Helping

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• Arm there," she said. "Other arm, idiot. Now hand there...okay, ready? We're going to start with your left foot. On three. One. Two... What the devil is he doing here?

  John Flanagan

  Hands, Two, Feet

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• Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down

  John Flanagan

  Causes, Trouble, Halt

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• Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve come across.” – Death “I try to keep my stupid to a bare minimum, since my mom’s always telling me it can be fatal in large doses.” – Nick “Oh, she’s right. Believe me, I know. For that matter, it can be fatal even in small measures. Remind me sometime to tell you about the woman I claimed who was vacuuming her cat.” – Death

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Beautiful, Mom, Jobs

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• Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.” “What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?” inquired Jessamine.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mean, Games, Mind

  Cassandra Clare (2011). “Clockwork Prince”, p.33, Simon and Schuster

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• I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall give you no aid of any kind, nor shall I assist you, and I shall do whatever is in my power to frustrate your plans and devices.' And then she added, with feeling, 'Idiot.

  Neil Gaiman

  Girl, Giving, Feelings

  Neil Gaiman (2007). “Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess's Stardust: Being a Romance Within the Realms of Faerie”, Vertigo

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• I tell you what it is. It's...when I didn't see you, I thought about you every day, I mean every day in some way or another -" "Same here -" "- even if it was just 'I wish Dexter could see this' or 'where's Dexter now?' or 'Christ, that Dexter, what an idiot', you know what I mean, and seeing you today, well, I thought I'd got you back - my best friend. And now all this, the wedding, the baby - I'm so happy for you, Dex. But it feels like I've lost you again.

  David Nicholls

  Baby, Mean, Wish

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• It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

  Jim Butcher

  Shocked

  Jim Butcher (2003). “Death Masks: Book five of The Dresden Files”, p.153, Penguin Group

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• Matthey, a Geneva physician very close to Rousseau's influence, formulates the prospect for all men of reason: 'Do not glory in your state, if you are wise and civilized men; an instant suffices to disturb and annihilate that supposed wisdom of which you are so proud; an unexpected event, a sharp and sudden emotion of the soul will abruptly change the most reasonable and intelligent man into a raving idiot.

  Michel Foucault

  Wise, Men, Intelligent

  Michel Foucault (2001). “Madness and Civilization: A History of Insanity in the Age of Reason”, p.201, Psychology Press

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• A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

  Linda Howard

  Missing, Village, Missing It

  Linda Howard (2006). “Drop Dead Gorgeous: A Novel”, p.172, Ballantine Books

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• You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

  Bisco Hatori

  Grandmother, Your Grandmother, Chairman

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• It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church.

  Flannery O'Connor

  Rain, Two, Church

  Flannery O'Connor (2015). “Wise Blood”, p.46, Faber & Faber

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• A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

  Stephen King

  Past, Persons, Estimation

  Stephen King (2016). “11/22/63: A Novel”, p.99, Simon and Schuster

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• The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I’ll do my best. But you’re right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Men, World, Rescue

  D. H. Lawrence (2016). “Lady chatterleys lover”, p.361, D. H. Lawrence

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• Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.

  Rick Riordan

  Home, Canada, Next

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• How did you even know I wasn't in my room?" "I checked on you." Finn gave me a look like I was an idiot. "I check on you every morning." "You check on me when I'm sleeping?" I gaped at him. "Every morning?" He nodded. "I didn't know that." "Why would you know that? You're sleeping," Finn pointed out.

  Amanda Hocking

  Morning, Sleep, Looks

  Amanda Hocking (2012). “Switched: Book One in the Trylle Trilogy”, p.103, Pan Macmillan

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• Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.

  Michael Grant

  Thinking, Looks, Gone

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• You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

  Ilona Andrews

  Voice, Why Not, Insult

  Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.102, Penguin

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• The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

  Joyce Carol Oates

  Challenges, Moral, Happy Place

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• We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.

  Melina Marchetta

  Stupid, Intellectual, Different

  Melina Marchetta (1992). “Looking for Alibrandi”, p.296, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• The picture of me just after I’d found out Aspen was saving up to marry me. I looked radiant, hopeful, beautiful. I looked like I was in love. And some idiot thought that love was for Prince Maxon.

  Kiera Cass

  Beautiful, Saving Up, Hopeful

  Kiera Cass (2015). “The Selection Series 4-Book Collection: The Selection, The Elite, The One, The Heir”, p.28, HarperCollins

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• They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

  Kim Harrison

  Trouble, Submission, Beats

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• who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.

  Daniel Handler

  Girl, Thinking, Forever

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.73, Egmont UK

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