Ham Quotes - Page 2

• Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

  Andy Roddick

  Mother, Cheese Sandwiches, Cheesy

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• I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.

  John Hodgman

  Knives, Turkeys, Shapes

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well.

  Jamie Redknapp

  Dad, West, Wells

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• I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

  Lucille Ball

  Love, Real, Facts

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• If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

  Robert Benchley

  Actors, Streaks, Ifs

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• My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

  Paul Lynde

  Dad, Son, Proud

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• Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!

  Jim Carrey

  Kids, Eggs, Trying

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• I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

  Kristen Johnston

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• The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
  Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
  Let others say his heart is big,
  I think it stupid of the Pig.

  Ogden Nash

  Fun, Stupid, Heart

  Ogden Nash (1941). “The Face is Familiar: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash”, Garden City, N. Y : Garden City publishing Company, Incorporated

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• I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be!

  Dr. Seuss

  Lucky, Jam, Jars

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• I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

  Bill Bailey

  Funny, Humor, Hamsters

  "Bill Bailey: Tinselworm". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

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• A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor

  H. L. Mencken

  Doctors, Political, Tin

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• Art is like ham-it nourishes people.

  Diego Rivera

  Art, People, Art Is

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• No apparent, perceived, or claimed evidence in any field, including history and chronology, can be valid if it contradicts the Scriptural record.

  Ken Ham

  Records, Fields, Chronology

  "Statement of Faith". answersingenesis.org. August 10, 2015.

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• The more you read, the more things you will know.

  Dr. Seuss

  Educational, Reading, Places To Go

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• The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left.

  Charles Bukowski

  Evil, Littles, Matter

  Charles Bukowski (2001). “Ham On Rye”, p.192, Canongate Books

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• Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say.

  Dr. Seuss

  Trying, May, Green Eggs And Ham

  Song: Green Eggs and Ham

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• I think something must happen to you when you get into eight grade. Like the Doug Swieteck's Brother Gene switches on and you become a jerk.
  Which may have been Hamlet, Prince of Denmark's problem, who, besides having a name that makes him sound like a breakfast special at Sunnyside Morning Restaurant--something between a ham slice and a three-egg omelet--didn't have the smarts to figure out that when someone takes the trouble to come back from beyond the grave to tell you that he's been murdered, it's probably behooveful to pay attention--which is the adjectival form.

  Gary D. Schmidt

  Morning, Brother, Smart

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• She's got those big black eyes with plenty shiny white in them that makes them shine like brand new money and she knows what God gave women eyelashes for, too. Her hair is not what you might call straight. It's negro hair, but it's got a kind of white flavor. Like the piece of string out of a ham. It's not ham at all, but it's been around ham and got the flavor.

  Zora Neale Hurston

  Eye, Hair, White

  Zora Neale Hurston (1937). “Their Eyes Were Watching God”, p.82, University of Illinois Press

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• Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits and biscuits and gravy and eggs with Ritz crackers and country ham, bacon, you name it. - Leigh

  Leigh-Allyn Baker

  Christmas, Country, Morning

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• Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And all of those conspiracies are run by paranoid fantasists and ham-fisted clowns. If you are on a list targeted by the CIA, you really have nothing to worry about. If however, you have a name similar to somebody on a list targeted by the CIA, then you are dead.

  Alan Moore

  Running, Names, Numbers

  "The Mindscape of Alan Moore". 2003.

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• Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

  Chuck Robb

  Sandwiches, Injustice, Jury

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• Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

  Bill Maher

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.170, Penguin

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• If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world.

  Anne Lamott

  Crazy, Giving, World

  Anne Lamott (2006). “Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith”, p.10, Penguin

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• I think a band that doesn't have a sense of humor can come up with their own take on whimsy.Kind of lead-footed and ham-handed, but I think just all the better for that.

  Michael McKean

  Thinking, Whimsy, Band

  Source: www.avclub.com

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