Hamsters Quotes

• I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

  Janet Evanovich

  Men, Needs, Done

  Janet Evanovich (2009). “Finger Lickin' Fifteen”, p.176, Macmillan

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• If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated.

  Michael Schumacher

  Would Be, Earth, Sun

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• I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.

  Carrie Fisher

  Wheels, Feels

  Carrie Fisher (2011). “Postcards From the Edge”, p.17, Simon and Schuster

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• The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.

  Joanna Trollope

  Love, Children, Men

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• The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!

  Cristiano Ronaldo

  Soccer, Kids, Feel Better

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• I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.

  Shane Richie

  Funny, Believe, Afterlife

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• It's fine to be on the hamster wheel, running and running, trying to grab the brass ring or whatever you define as success, but your relationships, that's really all that matters when it's all said and done.

  Katie Couric

  Running, Trying, Wheels

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• The thing is, we have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging, to free our inner selves to attract what we say we want. Until we do, we are hamsters in a cage chasing our own tails and wondering why we aren't getting the results we seek.

  Joe Vitale

  Inspirational, Letting Go, Self

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• But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much about career related things and I think missing out on hanging with my friends and family as much I needed to.

  Woody Harrelson

  Missing You, Thinking, Careers

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The hamster called. He wants his home back.

  James Patterson

  Home, Want

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• I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  Graham Chapman

  Mother, Father, Animal

  "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.

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• What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

  Colin Mochrie

  What If, Revolution, Ifs

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• I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

  Bill Bailey

  Funny, Humor, Ham

  "Bill Bailey: Tinselworm". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

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• We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago.

  Bent Saether

  Years, Musical, Covering

  Source: thequietus.com

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• I can't shut my brain off. It's like a hamster wheel." ~ Justin

  Richelle Mead

  Brain, Wheels, Hamster Wheel

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• I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy.

  Luke Evans

  Running, Crazy, Cardio

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

  Robin Williams

  Running, Country, Giving Up

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• I know what the intimidation level of high school is. You're on a hamster wheel, running, running, running, trying so hard to fit in. It's all about how you deal with what you're given, feeling OK with being the odd man out before you're finally successful.

  Drew Barrymore

  Running, School, Successful

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• I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel.

  Jim Butcher

  Running, Thinking, Lilies

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• Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

  Nicole Hollander

  Dog, Zebras, Cat

  Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy

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• Girls were nice to me in the same way that they would be nice to a hamster. I fantasized about wild encounters with females but knew they'd never happen unless my own involvement could somehow go undetected.

  Joel Achenbach

  Girl, Nice, Encounters

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• Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

  John Cleese

  Mother, Father, Berries

  "Monty Python And The Holy Grail", www.theguardian.com. 1975.

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• One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a great day and get great ratings, but then you've got another show to do - whatever moment of success or happiness you have you've got to keep grinding it out for the next day.

  Sean Hannity

  Happiness, Next Day, Have A Great Day

  "Behind Sean Hannity's Desk". Interview with Mark Anthony Green, www.gq.com. October 31, 2011.

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• Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

  Scott Adams

  Alzheimer's, Numbers, My Best Friend

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• I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and those frightful things - what are they called? - hamsters: all die like flies. So there's no point avoiding it.

  Raymond Briggs

  Dog, Children, Believe

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