Gun Quotes - Page 39

• One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a line, armed to the teeth, firing away.

  Henry Rollins

  Insane, Lines, Teeth

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• I consider any gun that can chamber a round and send a projectile down its barrel at a high rate of speed into my body - causing me injury or death - to be an assault weapon.

  Henry Rollins

  Assault Weapons, Body, Speed

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• You can pass all the gun legislation you want. None of it will make me feel any more or less safe than I do right at this moment.

  Henry Rollins

  Safe, Want, Moments

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• Try driving the streets of Los Angeles without seeing a billboard depicting a film with a lead actor holding a gun. It's almost as if guns are harmless props used to bring out the cheekbones and jawline of the screen star.

  Henry Rollins

  Stars, Trying, Jawline

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• I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Redneck, Blow, Chance

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• Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

  Woody Allen

  Criminals, Groups, Rifles

  "Fictional character: Miles Monroe". Sleeper, 1973.

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• The Russians put guns before butter. We put just about everything before guns.

  Margaret Thatcher

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• If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.

  Bill Maher

  People, Religion, Want

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• I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

  Bill Maher

  Dad, Kids, America

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• The camera can be a machine gun, a warm kiss, a sketchbook. Shooting a camera is like saying, Yes, yes, yes. There is no maybe. All the maybes should go in the trash.

  Henri Cartier-Bresson

  Kissing, Cameras, Saying Yes

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• I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head.

  Paul Reiser

  Smart, Writing, Space

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• At Gatling-gun tempo word-perfect the first time out. the journalistic equivalent of a high-wire front somersault without a net.

  Shana Alexander

  Perfect, Wire, Firsts

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• When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

  Demetri Martin

  Water, Trying, Plant

  Twitter post from Sep 04, 2012

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• A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.

  Demetri Martin

  Men, Squirrels, Hands

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• I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

  Steve Martin

  Middle Management, Forever, Doomed

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• I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes. He said, You're crazy! I said, Write it down!

  Jackie Mason

  Crazy, War, Writing

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• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Horse, Gambling, Track

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• Our ultimate weapon is not our guns but our beliefs ... Ours are not Western values. They are the universal values of the human spirit and anywhere, any time, ordinary people are given the chance to choose, the choice is the same. Freedom not tyranny. Democracy not dictatorship. The rule of law not the rule of the secret police. The spread of freedom is the best security for the free. It is our last line of defence and our first line of attack.

  Tony Blair

  Law, Western Values, People

  Address to Congress Accepting Congressional Gold Medal, delivered 17 July 2003, Joint Session of Congress, Washington, D.C.

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• Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?

  Emo Philips

  Mad, Long, Waiting

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• We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.

  Richard Jeni

  Needs, Birth Control, Ifs

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• You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Truck

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• Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Morning, Feet

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• It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

  Bill Hicks

  Development, Evolution, Seems

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• Shooting guns is not something I would do in my spare time.

  Lena Headey

  Shooting, Spare Time, Spares

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

  Chelsea Handler

  Ideas, Office, Secret

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