Gambling And Love Quotes

• The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

  Kin Hubbard

  Inspirational, Funny, Money

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• Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

  Wilson Mizner

  Gambling, Way, Gamble

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• The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

  Damon Runyon

  Funny, Happiness, Success

  More Than Somewhat (1937). This quotation is associated with Runyon, but the Chicago Tribune, 10 May 1936, printed the following: "'The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet,' as Hugh Keough used to say." Keough was a Chicago journalist.

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• Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

  Will Rogers

  Gambling, Advice, Saving

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

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• Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.

  Charles Lamb

  Men, Animal, Gambling

  Charles Lamb (1835). “Essays of Elia”, p.40

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• Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage

  Gloria Steinem

  Gambling, Instinct, Satisfied

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• There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.

  Georges Pompidou

  Technology, Sisterhood, Gambling

  Sunday Telegraph 26 May 1968

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• The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

  Heywood Hale Broun

  Funny, Money, Gambling

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• I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

  Alex Trebek

  Sunset, Winning, Gambling

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• At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

  Ian Fleming

  Mistake, Play, Gambling

  Ian Fleming (1961). “gilt-edged bonds”

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• Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it.

  Henry Ward Beecher

  Business, War, Gambling

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• No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

  Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

  Husband, Gambling, Wife

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• I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Gambling, Circles, Sitting

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• ... a bad attitude, that the love of money is the root of all evil and the rich are evil and greedy and all that stuff. It’s basically socialism and communism.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Inspirational, Bible, Money

  "Parents still tell kids to save money. That's really obsolete". Interview with Nastassia Arendse, citizen.co.za. March 8, 2017.

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• A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

  Artie Lange

  Christian, Drinking, Weekend

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• No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

  Ralph Nader

  Vegas, Gambling, Presidential

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• Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

  William Ralph Inge

  Gambling, Disease, Barbarians

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• I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Gambling, Track, Way

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• I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

  Rick Majerus

  Vegas, Gambling, Casinos

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• Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

  Gloria Steinem

  Marriage, Men, Gambling

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• Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

  Pope John XXIII

  Funny, Humorous, Gambling

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• We are already too dependent on gambling revenue. If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.

  Donald L. Carcieri

  Gambling, Revenue, Dependent

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• Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Home, Gambling

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• The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Sarcastic, Money, Business

  Ambrose Bierce (2015). “A Cynic Looks at Life”, p.43, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

  Jim Morrison

  Drinking, Night, Gambling

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