Ems Quotes - Page 7

• If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

  Mark Twain

  Writing, Play, Cards

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• Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.

  Lawrence Block

  Stories, Stink

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• Some things in life, you don't get. You gotta go take it... Or you'll never have'em.

  Eric Thomas

  Things In Life

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• I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.

  Liam Gallagher

  Lying, Thinking, They Make Me Happy

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• Society and the system and politicians don't want people to be aware of things. They want people to believe what they have to show 'em.

  Ziggy Marley

  Believe, People, Want

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's not easy to remember, but IBM was the computer industry when I was growing up. You loved 'em. You hated 'em. You knew what they were doing. They had set a standard for mainframes. They also set a standard for great sales focus and heavy product R & D.

  Bill Gates

  Growing Up, Focus, Remember

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• Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

  Robin Williams

  True Lies

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• I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

  Redd Foxx

  Sex, Vegas, Cities

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Americans don't like any form of art, man. All they like to do is make money. They don't like me, Sammy Davis, or anybody else. They don't like nothing. They just like Sammy because he can make 'em a lot of money.

  Miles Davis

  Art, Men, America

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• Audiences - they like colour, you know. I can go out there wearing a red suit, man, and they'll say I'm out of sight ... I think they should be educated; you should always drop something on an audience ... When you get in front of an audience, you should try to give 'em something. After all, they're there looking at you like this. You can't go out and give 'em nothing.

  Miles Davis

  Men, Thinking, Sight

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• You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Shade, Might

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• Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Kids, Giving

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• They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.

  Donald Glover

  Real, Giving, Lessons

  Song: Fuck It All, Album: Culdesac, 2010

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• Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

  Artie Lange

  Hate, Drug, Being Cool

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.

  Norm MacDonald

  Boys, Men, Two

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• Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

  Doug Stanhope

  Dvds, Cds, Stuff

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• Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet food for our rabbit on the conveyor. The girl looked at me and said, Do you have a rabbit? I looked at here and said deadpan, Nope. Just like 'em 'cause they're crunchy. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Girl, Pet, Lists

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 20, 2013

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• A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, Hey, y'all catch all them fish? Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Giving Up, Couple, Fishing

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 14, 2013

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• Vengeance, is good. You give it, you get it. It's all part of what makes us human. So thank god for vengeance. Otherwise, the human race might as well just roll over and let another species for a while. I think it will be the cats. Watch 'em. They're cooking up something.

  Christopher Titus

  Cat, Thinking, Race

  "Titus / Same Courtesy". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• The way so many musicians slavishly imitated Coltrane, that's the way it was with Charlie Parker - only even more so, if that can be imagined. Everyone that I knew changed totally. But they took the worst things of his playing-that harsh sound; it just didn't come off the way they did it. The way he did it was great, Their way wasn't good at all. I just would listen to 'em, say: 'That's a Bird imitator', and that would be it; I would never care to listen to them again.

  Art Pepper

  Bird, Musician, Sound

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• I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

  Dolly Parton

  Made, Jokes, Knows

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• It depends who they are. If it's Mick (Jagger) or the Old Guard as I call them, yeah, they're the Old Guard. Elton (John), David (Bowie) are the newies. I don't feel like an old uncle, dear, 'cause I'm not that much older than half of 'em, hehe.

  John Lennon

  Uncles, Causes, Half

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• I didn't come after Elvis and Dylan, I've been around always. But if I see or meet a great artist, I love 'em.

  John Lennon

  Artist, Great Art, Dylan

  Jann Wenner, John Lennon (2001). “Lennon Remembers”, p.148, Verso

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• I cheat my boys every chance I get. I trade with the boys and skin 'em and I just beat 'em every time I can. I want to make 'em sharp.

  John D. Rockefeller

  Boys, Skins, Want

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• Its cool when I meet young guys from other bands who say how much an impact Aerosmith has had on them and how much they like me.I'll give 'em that 'C'mon you don't mean that' routine, but in my heart I know where they're coming from. If I had grown up in the '70's and was into rock n' roll, I know the kind of impact Aerosmith would have had on me. I know the kind of impact that Elvis and Jagger had on me, and while I'm not comparing myself to those guys, I can relate.

  Steven Tyler

  Heart, Mean, Impact

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