Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Managers thinking about accounting issues should never forget one of Abraham Lincoln's favorite riddles: How many legs does a dog have, if you call a tail a leg? The answer: Four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
I wasn't even aware of the Year of the Family. I couldn't give a toss. These things - the year of the family, the year of the three-legged dog. I think it's all trash.
We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
Dogs keep a promise a person can't.
I don't actually like people. I'm a loner and if I had my way I'd just walk my dogs every day, never talk to anyone and then die.
The brain upon which my experiences have been written is not a particularly good one. If their were brain-shows, as there are cat and dog shows, I doubt if it would get even a third class prize.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.
I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's just in my soul. It's good to know that you're good at something.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Church hoppers are like wandering dogs. If they are not regularly patted on the head, they will go elsewhere until they are.
For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown.
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature.
Your dog is your only philosopher.
The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it.
I like to call myself an "equal opportunist," as I love both dogs and cats, but over the last couple years, both Howard and I have become champions for cats. They are so independent and loving and playful and bring such happiness to our lives.
Freedom is meaningless if people cannot put food in their stomachs, if they can have no shelter, if illiteracy and disease continue to dog them.
The dog is all things to all men.
Dogs give us something just as we give something to them.
A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day with unbridled exuberance and joy, about seizing the moment and following your heart.
Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.
A dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist.
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