Cupcakes Quotes

• Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

  Ray Toro

  Laughing, Hey, Should

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• Sometimes in the midst of all your boy drama, you just need a cupcake.

  Susane Colasanti

  Drama, Boys, Needs

  Susane Colasanti (2013). “So Much Closer”, p.173, Scholastic UK

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• What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't want to get to know better.

  Jasinda Wilder

  Want, Mets, Knows

  Jasinda Wilder (2016). “Big Girls Do It Running”, p.15, NLA Digital LLC

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• Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

  Bob Thaves

  Funny, Hilarious, Struggle

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• Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

  Dana Gould

  Pride, Watches, Weight

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• Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

  Brian P. Cleary

  Muffins, Consumed

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• You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damned red velvet cupcake.

  Emma Stone

  Inspirational, Inspiring, Beauty

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• Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

  Janet Evanovich

  Heart, Long, One Tree Hill Love

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Eleven on Top”, p.51, Macmillan

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• She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when faced with cupcakes. Mmm. Cupcakes.

  Kiersten White

  Vapid, Way, Sometimes

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• America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.

  Gloria Steinem

  America, People, Poverty

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• Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.

  Ashlee Simpson

  Pregnancy, Being Pregnant, Pregnant

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• A cupcake is like a great pop song. The whole world in less than three minutes. And it's impossible to have a bad cupcake. In New York you walk everywhere. So I'm always looking, always on the eternal search for the perfect cupcake. I take them very seriously. It's like hunting and gathering for me.

  Laurel Nakadate

  Song, New York, Hunting

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink, pink, lot of pink, ... Out of Practice.

  Jennifer Tilly

  Cutting, Practice, Looks

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• I'll never turn down a red velvet cupcake.

  Shay Mitchell

  Velvet, Red, Turns

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• You're such a cupcake.

  Janet Evanovich

  Janet Evanovich (2014). “Top Secret Twenty-One: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.26, Bantam

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• The weird thing about having your birthday on a school day is that by the time you get to be ten, or eleven for sure, no one at school knows it's your birthday anymore. It's not like when you're little and your mom brings cupcakes for the whole class. But even though no one knows, you walk around like it's supposed to be a national holiday. You walk around thinking that people are supposed to be nice to you, like maybe on your birthday you're ten times more breakable than on any other day. Well, it doesn't work that way. It just doesn't.

  A.M. Homes

  Mom, Nice, School

  A.M. Homes (2012). “Jack”, p.199, Granta Books

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• That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

  Rick Riordan

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• Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it's a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV - cake, cupcakes, donuts, and pudding. It's a dream job, but at the same time there will be days where I wake up knowing I will eat 15 desserts!

  Gail Simmons

  Dream, Sweet, Jobs

  "Gail Simmons Dishes on Top Chef and More". Interview with Emily Hebert, www.elle.com. April 29, 2011.

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• Some people... some people like cupcakes
  Exclusively, while myself, I say,
  There is naught nor ought there be nothing
  So exalted on the face of god's grey
  Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

  Frank Zappa

  People, Earth, Muffins

  Song: Muffin Man, Album: Bongo Fury

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• Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

  Argus Hamilton

  Sleep, Secret, Splits

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• Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

  Dov Davidoff

  World, Brunette, Tattooed

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 29, 2012

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• She was not good on the phone. She needed the face, the pattern of eyes, nose, trembling mouth... People talking were meant to look at a face, the disastrous cupcake of it, the hide-and-seek of the heart dashing across. With a phone, you said words, but you never watched them go in. You saw them off at the airport but never knew whether there was anyone there to greet them when they got off the plane.

  Lorrie Moore

  Heart, Eye, Phones

  FaceBook post by Lorrie Moore from Jan 21, 2012

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• Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike...except in California.

  Alan Moore

  Rain, California, Unjust

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• Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Happiness, Children, Valentine

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• I am a cutter, you see. Also a snipper, a slicer, a carver, a jabber. I am a very special case. I have a purpose. My skin, you see, screams. It's covered with words - cook, cupcake, kitty, curls - as if a knife-wielding first-grader learned to write on my flesh. I sometimes, but only sometimes, laugh. Getting out of the bath and seeing, out of the corner of my eye, down the side of a leg: baby-doll. Pulling on a sweater, and in a flash of my wrist: harmful. Why these words?

  Gillian Flynn

  Baby, Eye, Writing

  Gillian Flynn (2012). “The Novels of Gillian Flynn: Sharp Objects, Dark Places”, p.63, Broadway Books

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