I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
The sad truth about humanity...is that people believe what they're told. Maybe not the first time, but by the hundredth time, the craziest of ideas just becomes a given.
Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.
And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things.
Performing is the craziest workout for me, because I feel like, on the first day of tour, I'm going nuts. Halfway through, I'm just so tired but obviously you keep pushing yourself because you have fans watching you.
If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
My craziest ambition is to take John Madden's job and salary.
I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.
I think being able to really fall in love with someone is the craziest thing that could ever happen. You know, allowing yourself to really go there and really feel those things is extremely scary.
Your mind just goes to the craziest idea to lure people into the theater, and then you write your script around those elements.
My mother, who was radiant, young, and beautiful even as she lay dying, heard voices and saw visions, but she always managed to make friends with them and was much too charming to hospitalize even at her craziest.
Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, 'My God, my family's crazy!
I love performing on stage the most. It's getting that instant reaction from a live audience. There are no boundaries, you can take your character as far as you want to, you can be the craziest person ever.
The people who go the craziest when they hear the name 'Hemingway' are my English teachers!
My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.
Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.
I be crazy too, little buddy, but at least when I be craziest, I be floating all alone in space and the crazy, she float out of me, she soak into the walls, and she don't come out till there be battles and little boys bump into the walls and squish out de crazy.
It's the craziest thing, but I can't stop thinking about you.
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to be crazy. Everyone is indeed crazy, but the craziest are the ones who don't know they're crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.
As a model you need to be able to do the craziest things.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
I believe that always, or almost always, in all childhoods and in all the lives that follow them, the mother represents madness. Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met.
Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs ... but I had to sign a baby's carriage once. I thought that was weird, so yeah, I guess that's the craziest thing.
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