There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach
I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie
And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
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