Fortune Cookie Quotes

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

  Laozi

  Journey, Steps, Miles

  "The Book of the Simple Way of Laotze: A New Translation from the Text of the Tao-teh-king".

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• A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Life, Long, May

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.90, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

  David Mamet

  Truth, Remember, Telling The Truth

  David Mamet (2016). “Mamet Plays: 3: Glengarry Glen Ross; Prairie du Chien; The Shawl; Speed-the-Plow”, p.36, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• Life is a promise; fulfill it.

  Mother Teresa

  Inspirational, Positive, Spiritual

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• What you earn depends on what you learn.

  William J. Clinton

  Internet Technology, Information Technology, Private Sector

  "The Political Interest: Job Training Has To Be Reworked" by Michael Kramer, www.cnn.com.

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• It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Plans

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• We tend to get what we expect.

  Norman Vincent Peale

  Clever, Positive Thinking, Expectations

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• Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

  Edward Young

  Birthday, Wise, Getting Older

  The Love of Fame Satire 2, l. 282 (1725 - 1728)

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• Success is never final.

  Winston Churchill

  Success, Congratulations, Finals

  San Francisco Examiner, April 5, 2008.

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• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up

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• He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

  Epictetus

  Running, Laughing

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• Well begun is half done.

  Aristotle

  Inspirational, Perseverance, Philosophical

  Aristotle (2012). “Politics”, p.195, Courier Corporation

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• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

  Edward Abbey

  Wise, Men, Astrology

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.9, RosettaBooks

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• Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Wealth

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• Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.

  Euripides

  Inspirational, Motivational, Success

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• Success, remember is the reward of toil.

  Sophocles

  Success, Toil, Rewards

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• Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

  Mason Cooley

  Cookies, Warning, Care

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• Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

  Hector Elizondo

  Fate, Destiny, Cookies

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Service is what life is all about.

  Marian Wright Edelman

  Famous Inspirational, Service Culture, Life Is

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• Forget goals. Value the process.

  Jim Bouton

  Goal, Forget, Process

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• Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Guy, Cookies, Hey

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• The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

  Oscar Wilde

  Children, Parenting, Way

  Oscar Wilde (2007). “Epigrams of Oscar Wilde”, p.172, Wordsworth Editions

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• If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

  Fred Astaire

  Successful, Advice, Ifs

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• If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

  Howard Gossage

  Belief, Lemonade, Lemons

  Howard Luck Gossage, Kim B. Rotzoll, Jarlath Graham, June Barrows Mussey (1986). “Is there any hope for advertising?”, Univ of Illinois Pr

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• Don't agonize, organize.

  Florynce Kennedy

  Inspiring, Peace, Women

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