Cookies Quotes - Page 15

• People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies.

  Bobby Knight

  Basketball, People, Want

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• When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

  Janette Barber

  Funny Food, Dieting, Weight

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• In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Book, Talking

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• I'm not saying all seniors should be running a city or running a business, but I am saying seniors are good for a lot more than simply running a bath, baking cookies or babysitting grandchildren.

  Hazel McCallion

  Senior, Running, Memorable

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• A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

  Debbi Fields

  Ideas, America, Likes

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• Literature, like anything else, can become a wearisome business if you make a lifetime specialty of it. A healthy, wholesome man would no more spend his entire life reading great books than he would packing cookies for Nabisco.

  Edward Abbey

  Life, Business, Book

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.32, RosettaBooks

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• I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

  Wally Amos

  Music, Thinking, Appreciate

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• At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Fortune Cookie, Chinese, President

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• Diets are a fool’s errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it’s chocolate or a cookie. If I don’t, I guarantee you that there’s going to be a day every week when I’m going to stuff myself, especially if it’s PMS time.

  Evangeline Lilly

  Sweet, Pms, Chocolate

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• Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.

  Amy Krouse Rosenthal

  Mean, Moments, Worried

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• People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab.

  Heidi Klum

  People, Hungry, Chips

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• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

  Edward Abbey

  Wise, Men, Astrology

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.9, RosettaBooks

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• I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

  Norm MacDonald

  Intelligent, Men, Thinking

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• Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, War, Philosophical

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies

  Akinyele

  Rap, Animal, Thug

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• You heard about, through word of mouth,
  Big Bird is out, he's in the house.
  He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup,
  They're really gettin' their hustle up.
  They stick together like Velcro,
  There Grover go, there's Elmo.
  And Cookie Monster there, look he likes
  To take selfies with his cell phone.
  They got a homegirl named Abby,
  Her last name is Cadabby,
  I showed her my report card,
  She said, 'Not too shabby!'
  They got all types of cool kids there,
  It's lots of fun if you live there,
  One thing I keep forgettin' about Sesame Street...
  How do you get there?

  Black Thought

  Fun, Rap, Kids

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• MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em,
  And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em.
  I'm the best takin' out all rookies,
  So forget Oreos...eat Cool J cookies.

  LL Cool J

  Rap, Hip Hop, Battle

  Song: I'm Bad

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• I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

  Chris Evert

  Strong, Wanted

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• What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.

  Rudy Giuliani

  Kindness, Children, Life Lesson

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• I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in Hollywood], just be really practical and objective. Later, in the privacy of my own home, maybe I'll bawl or break some dishes, but you just have to keep going. It's not about fighting, it's about educating.

  Zoe Saldana

  Mom, Mother, Real

  "Motherhood Quotes from the Pages of ELLE". www.elle.com. May 11, 2012.

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• I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.

  Mitt Romney

  Bakeries, Election, Not Sure

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• Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

  Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

  Racism, Reducing, Should

  FaceBook post by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie from Jun 05, 2016

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• Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Dark, Sides, Dark Side

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2013). “The Dark-Hunters”, p.268, Macmillan

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• What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

  Veronica Roth

  Reading, Live Your Life, Fortune Cookie

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• College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

  Bill Gaede

  College, Machines, Lines

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