Condom Quotes - Page 2

• I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.

  Big Sean

  Bullets, Proof, Type

  "10 best and worst lines from Drake’s new ‘All Me’ feat. Big Sean and 2 Chainz" by Katie Hasty, uproxx.com. August 01, 2013.

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• What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!

  Amy Lockwood

  Sex, Motivation, Inspiration

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• Some want prayer in school, some want condoms.
  Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody.

  Marshall Fritz

  Prayer, School, Want

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• Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

  Jack Barakat

  Sex, Wrestling, Gay

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• Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Comforting, Danger, Factories

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Sins of the Night: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.83, Macmillan

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• There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.

  Hillary Clinton

  People, Support, Political

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• In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

  Sarah Silverman

  Sex, Thinking, Should Have

  Source: www.buzzfeed.com

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• A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.

  Bill Engvall

  Rubber

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• Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

  Stephen King

  Thinking, Headache, Cures

  Stephen King (2016). “11/22/63: A Novel”, p.672, Simon and Schuster

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• The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful here - is that sometimes it seems like maybe the president of the United States is kind of dumb. If you get what I mean. What I mean is, I am not totally confident that the president would get what I mean, unless several aides explained it to him. And even then, he might forget.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Mean, Issues

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• The media is Obama's scandal condom.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Media, Politics, Scandal

  Greg Gutfeld (2015). “How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct”, p.123, Crown Forum

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• Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

  Thom Yorke

  Kids, Eye, Government

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• If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!

  Joycelyn Elders

  Sex, Queens, United States

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• They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Ejaculation

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• We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. The federal government should not be telling young people to use condoms. It's also an insult to teenagers, reducing them to the level of a dog that can't control its hormones.

  Christine O'Donnell

  Dog, Teenager, Government

  Washington Times, December 01, 1995.

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• You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Believe, Emergencies, Cop

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• So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

  Rachel Vincent

  Costumes

  Rachel Vincent (2012). “Before I Wake”, p.137, Harlequin

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• You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won’t change.

  Greg Mortenson

  Girl, Hands, Bombs

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• We are still not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame but there are 3,000 Kiss products, a Kiss musical toothbrush, everything from Kiss caskets to Kiss condoms. There are no Radiohead condoms.

  Paul Stanley

  Kissing, Rocks, Musical

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• I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.

  Rachel Cohn

  Kindness, War, Kissing

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• We're the ones causing global warming. In fact, what we ought to be saying is population growth is a major cause of it, so I hope to have a T-shirt out very, very soon: Stop global warming, use condoms.

  Mechai Viravaidya

  Growth, Causes, Facts

  Source: edition.cnn.com

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• The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

  Harry Styles

  Girl, Sex, Children

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• Here are my Mommy Messages: Wear a condom and test your Molly.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Tests, Messages

  Source: m.motherjones.com

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• No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy.

  Khushwant Singh

  Sexy, Stills, Pens

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• I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.

  Tariq Ali

  Thinking, Holes, Found

  Interview with David Barsamian, www.sharedhost.progressive.org. January 31, 2002.

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