Condom Quotes

• If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

  Dennis Rodman

  Basketball, Sex, Use

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• You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.

  Lady Gaga

  Fashion, Important, Accessories

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• No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart.

  A. C. Green

  Strong, Heart, Broken

  A. C. Green (1994). “Victory”, Creation House

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• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  Robert Rubin

  Funny, Naughty, Sunglasses

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• If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.

  Thabo Mbeki

  Country, Sex, Safety

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• Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.

  Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

  Oscars, Enjoy

  "Oscars 2015: The Winners' Reactions" by Austin Siegemund-Broka, Carolyn Giardina, Rebecca Ford, www.hollywoodreporter.com. February 22, 2015.

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• Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Mother, Daughter, Witty

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• The condom has saved so many lives and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.

  Mechai Viravaidya

  Tree, Rubber, Deals

  Source: edition.cnn.com

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• There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  Dustin Hoffman

  Inspirational, Funny, Sexy

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• It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.

  Clare Short

  Country, Needs, Birth Control

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• Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.

  Ashley Judd

  Believe, Condom Use, Aids Epidemic

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• Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.

  Barbara Seaman

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.

  Usher

  Mother, Eye, Advice

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• You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Night, Glasses, Our Generation

  Chuck Palahniuk (2005). “Fight Club: A Novel”, p.66, W. W. Norton & Company

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• When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.

  Godfried Danneels

  Doe, Hiv, Use

  "Cardinal backs use of condoms" by John Hooper, Andrew Osborn, www.theguardian.com. January 12, 2004.

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• One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.

  James Dobson

  Girl, Sex, Kids

  "Focus on the Family with Dr. James C. Dobson" by James C. Dobson, volumes 19-20, 1995.

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• The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

  Richard Branson

  Dad, Advice, Best Advice

  "Richard Branson: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

  Owen Wilson

  Sex, Having Sex, Knows

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• If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.

  Barack Obama

  Religious, Sincere, Conviction

  Barack Obama (2009). “Barack Obama: Speeches on the Road to the White House”

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• But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use

  Emma Thompson

  Religious, Sex, Uganda

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• There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralisation, a first assumption of responsibility...

  Pope Benedict XVI

  Responsibility, Condom Use, Males

  "Pope Benedict edges away from total ban on use of condoms" by John Hooper, www.theguardian.com. November 21, 2010.

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• The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to sexual education and to the promotion of condom use

  Emma Thompson

  Education, Religious, Condom Use

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• Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

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• President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

  Jay Leno

  Yesterday, President, Stronger

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• Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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