Blenders Quotes

All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair.

Holly Goldberg Sloan

Dream, Reality, Despair

Holly Goldberg Sloan (2013). “Counting by 7s”, p.115, Penguin

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Life is too short to spend forty to fifty hours around people who do nothing but stress you out and make you desire to go stick your head in a blender.

Perry Noble

Stress, Life Is Too Short, People

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I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".

Mitch Hedberg

Funny, Jobs, Humor

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Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

Albert Brooks

Fun, Glasses, Hands

Twitter post from Jul 22, 2011

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I was born in a blender.

Lorna Luft

Born

Lorna Luft (2015). “Me and My Shadows: A Family Memoir”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

Funny, Witty, Laughter

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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Stephan Pastis

Writing, Ideas, Chameleon

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Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.

Wayne White

Cowboy, Looks, Bulls

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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Red Skelton

Funny, Humor, Bread

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Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

Andy Rooney

Modern Life, Way, Faces

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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

Erma Bombeck

Children, Home, Kids

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I use quite a bit in my kitchen, but the one thing that's an absolute must would have to be my high-speed blender.

Margaret Chapman

Kitchen, Use, Speed

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The time has come to knock off this religion business in American politics. There's no end to the mischief that can occur. It is like putting nitroglycerine in a Waring blender.

Lowell P. Weicker, Jr.

Atheism, Ends, Mischief

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Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

Jerry Seinfeld

Years

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Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten.” “Want some daiquiri?” she offered, pointing at a blender. “Is it traitor flavored?” I asked.

James Patterson

Wrinkles, Curls, Max

James Patterson (2010). “Maximum Ride: Fang: Dystopian Science Fiction”, p.251, Random House

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I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender I've got, with lots of powdered vitamins in them. This tour I'm going to get some Afghani hangings and put them in my room, so that my hotel rooms look like mosques.

Jimmy Page

Trying, Looks, Mosques

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Wrangham cites several studies indicating that in fact humans don't do well on raw food: they can't maintain their body weight, and half of the women on a raw-food regimen stop menstruating. Devotees of raw food rely heavily on juicers and blenders, because otherwise they would have to spend as much time chewing as the chimps do. It is difficult, if not impossible, to extract sufficient energy from unprocessed plant matter to power a body with such a big, hungry brain.

Michael Pollan

Body Weight, Brain, Half

Michael Pollan (2013). “Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation”, p.41, Penguin

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When I'm 18, I can finally order that paid programming stuff on TV. Like it always says, 'Must be 18 or older to call,' so I'll be able to call! I can finally buy some blenders from the TV.

Austin Mahone

Order, Able, Stuff

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Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience.

Joss Whedon

Historical, Fiction, Influence

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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Steven Wright

Funny, Humor, Phones

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Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your monthly bills by throwing them into a blender

Guy Finley

Pain, Stress, Emotional

FaceBook post by Guy Finley from Mar 11, 2010

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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

Bob Hope

Funny, Humorous, Night

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I have the ordinary experience of having the blender bottom come off in my room upstairs. I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when I'm in an airplane talking to air-traffic control, and they don't know who they're talking to. I have a lot of common experiences. What's important is to be able to see yourself, as having commonality with other people and not determine, because of your good luck, that everybody is less significant, less interesting, less important than you are.

Harrison Ford

Airplane, Good Luck, Talking

Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. January 20, 2010.

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My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

Funny, Humor, Parent

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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

Homer

Sleep, Giants, Crocodiles

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