Birth Certificate Quotes

• A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

  Donald Trump

  Imagination, Birth, Certificates

  "ABC Grills Trump With Tough Questions, Provided Softballs for Dem Candidates in 2007". Interview with George Stephanopoulos, www.newsbusters.org. April 19, 2011.

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• My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

  Basketball, Mother, Pay

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• The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.

  Ernest Istook

  Iraq, Democracy, Eras

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• In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

  Will Rogers

  Life, Territory, Being There

  Will Rogers (1977). “Letters of a self-made diplomat to his President”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

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• Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.

  Bob Dole

  Data, Identity, Immigration

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• The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

  Rickey Henderson

  Names, Firsts, Birth

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• Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

  George Lopez

  Want, Birth, Certificates

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• President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Japan, Korea, President

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• I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

  Ronnie Shakes

  Baby, Ugly, Causes

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• On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.

  Conan O'Brien

  Daughter, Names, Doe

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• Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, President, Return

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• Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

  Jay Leno

  Running, President, Birth

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• You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

  Barack Obama

  Writing, College, Needs

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• In principle the first thing on the stream would be my birth certificate, a little electronic version of that, my parents would put my school records, health records, whatever of their child onto the stream. And the stream continues to flow forward through time.

  David Gelernter

  Children, School, Parent

  Big Think Interview, bigthink.com.

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• Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Sorry, Presidential, Birth

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• I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

  Glenn Beck

  Thinking, Issues, Birth

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• What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Thinking, Doe, Common

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• I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'

  Bill Maher

  Father, Gun, Men

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• Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign, her campaign against President [Barak] Obama, fought very hard. If you look at CNN this past week, Patti Solis Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer saying that this happened. Blumenthal sent McClatchy, highly respected reporter at McClatchy, to Kenya to find out about it.She failed to get the birth certificate.When I got involved, I didn't fail. I got him to give the birth certificate [of Barack Obama]. So I'm satisfied with it.

  Donald Trump

  Past, Cnn, Giving

  Source: time.com

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• Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth certificate.

  Rudy Giuliani

  Proud, Facts, Birth

  "Giani vs. Matthews: Was Obama Born In The U.S.? Why Won't Donald Trump Say So?" by Tim Hains, www.realclearpolitics.com. September 9, 2016.

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• He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton.

  Rudy Giuliani

  Issues, Campaigns, Firsts

  Source: www.realclearpolitics.com

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• How old are you? If your first reflex is to reply with your chronological age, the number on your birth certificate, you are only one-third correct. There are actually two additional, and more important, indicators of age. And the exciting news is that it is within your power to adjust both of these other "age indicators" and truly grow younger and live longer.

  Deepak Chopra

  Two, Numbers, Important

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• I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay.

  Joe Arpaio

  Government, Fake, President

  "Transcript: Sheriff Joe Arpaio interviewed by Jorge Ramos on Univision". "Al Punto" with Jorge Ramos, www.univision.com. January 29, 2016.

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• John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

  David Letterman

  Friday, Years, Chinese

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• Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met Jesus - not in a church or on a camp or through people, but alone in my bedroom with an open Bible and a tangible revelation that the Son of God was not only real, but alive and awesome and stronger than the chains that bound me.

  Brooke Fraser

  Jesus, Real, Son

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