Advice Quotes - Page 24

• A word of advice, don't point your #$%^&^& finger at crazy people

  Angelina Jolie

  Crazy, People, Mental Health

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• If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Funny, Police, Comedian

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• My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  Ron Richards

  Funny, Humorous, Giving

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• Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

  Moms Mabley

  Children, Light, Car

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• All the help that comes to us is form the Holy Spirit, whether it comes in a dream or through the help of a friend or doctor. The trick is the discrimination you need: to tell what's good for you and what's not good for you. This comes by listening to your heart.

  Harold Klemp

  Dream, Spiritual, Heart

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• Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity.

  Novala Takemoto

  Sweet, Fall, Heart

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• In the wake of her indispensable textbook, Janet Burroway now offers a splendid and concise guide to the thorny task of revision. Writers, young and old, will feel encouraged and enlightened by this excellent DVD which offers a wonderful range of specific advice and suggestive comments from a group of experienced and thoughtful writers.

  Margot Livesey

  Thoughtful, Dvds, Revision

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• My advice is that you should use your brains more and train less.

  Yiannis Kouros

  Brain, Use, Should

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• My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

  Simon Cowell

  Careers, Would Be, Want

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• Actually, I think you have to know that whatever advice you give, they may not take it. The priority should be on keeping the friendship rather than giving the best advice. Your best advice is usually, 'Walk away from him! Tell him you never want to see him again!' But if you are dealing with someone still in love, nothing you say can change their feelings. All you can do is be there for them and pick them up every time they get hurt. Until, that is, they are ready to move on for themselves.

  Taylor Swift

  Hurt, Moving, Thinking

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• I hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger self any advice it would be: ‘Take a deep breath, the world is not ending – and do something with your hair.’ I had the same haircut from when I was a toddler all the way through high school, it was this weird side-parting. I didn’t like change.

  Chris Colfer

  Hate, School, Mirrors

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• I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring actors. Work onstage and do the little roles. In the end it's not important to be seen. It's important to do. There's a lot of disappointment in this business, but my family keeps me grounded

  Kristen Bell

  Disappointment, Giving, Important

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• Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the Internet. Just a word of advice: If you want people to stay at home and do nothing, you should turn the Internet back on.

  Conan O'Brien

  Home, Egypt, People

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• My advice: Don't waste so much time worrying about your skin or your weight. Develop what you do, what you put your hands on in the world.

  Meryl Streep

  Hands, Worry, Skins

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• A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

  Sean Lock

  Book, Giraffe, Pops

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• The advice that I can give anyone wanting to be in the biz: do all the work, learn your craft. There are no shortcuts. If you stay with it, you will get an opportunity. Whether you make the most of an opportunity depends on if you are prepared. Learn your craft, every aspect of it. Eat it, drink it, sleep it, then when you are the most prepared, you can make the most of it.

  Christopher Judge

  Sleep, Opportunity, Giving

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.

  Tina Fey

  Jobs, Couple, Sleep

  "The Real Tina Fey" by A.J.Jacobs, www.esquire.com. April 13, 2010.

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  The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice.

  Eddie Murphy

  Giving

  FaceBook post by Eddie Murphy from Mar 10, 2014

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• Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

  James Woods

  Teenage, Warrior, Boys

  Twitter post from Jul 19, 2013

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• Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again and again, forever.  So my advice to you is to get it right this time around.  Because this time is all you have.

  Kevin Spacey

  Mistake, Forever, Next

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• Good advice I always hated, but lookin back it made me greater.

  Nicki Minaj

  Made, Hated, Greater

  Song: Right Thru Me

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• Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

  Nicki Minaj

  Pride, Yelling, Laughing

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• I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly, the best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.

  Stephen Colbert

  Art, Nice, Mean

  Stephen Colbert's Commencement Address at Knox College in Galesburg, Illinois, www.alternet.org. June 5, 2006.

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• The best advice my mom ever gave me was that you have to talk about your emotions. If something upsets me, she'd say, 'Get mad about it; it's healthy for you,' and I could feel like: Good; now it's over...next!

  Diana Krall

  Mom, Mad, Upset

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• Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me.

  Lauren Graham

  Hair, Sweaters, People

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