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I want a man as nice...
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
Laurie Notaro
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Laurie Notaro (2002). “The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life”, p.78, Villard
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