John Mayer Quotes - Page 3

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• I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.

  John Mayer

  Rights, Library, Shrimp

  "John Mayer Speaks About Eating With Jessica". Access Hollywood Interview, www.accessonline.com. October 30, 2007.

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• Numb is the new deep.

  John Mayer

  Reality, Numb

  Song: New Deep, Album: Heavier Things

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• Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.

  John Mayer

  Long, Sometimes, Life Is

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• People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

  John Mayer

  Real, Heart, People

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• I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.

  John Mayer

  Looks, Done

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• When you trust your television
  What you get is what you got
  Cause when they own the information, oh
  They can bend it all they want.

  John Mayer

  Television, Want, Information

  Song: Waiting on the World to Change, 2006

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• A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

  John Mayer

  Wedding, Men, Two

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• I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation... so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type... I'm like, 'Hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'Oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'No - I want magenta!'

  John Mayer

  Girl, Mean, Color

  "The Best Excellently Random Horror Movie Performances" by Lauren Sarner, www.inverse.com. October 27, 2015.

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• I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

  John Mayer

  Curves, Long, Looks

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• I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

  John Mayer

  Thinking, Hiding, Best Of Me

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• I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well.

  John Mayer

  Lying, Light, Self

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• High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

  John Mayer

  School, Spoons, Useless

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• I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

  John Mayer

  Who I Am, Band, Dave

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• The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?

  John Mayer

  Unanswered Questions, Outcomes, Stills

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• I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

  John Mayer

  Serious, Problem, Masturbation

  "John Mayer apologises after using N-word in Playboy interview" by Rosie Swash, www.theguardian.com. February 11, 2010.

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• I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.

  John Mayer

  Believe, I Believe, I Believe In

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• Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.

  John Mayer

  Girl, Daughter, Mother

  Song: Daughters

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• I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.

  John Mayer

  Writing, Emotional, Needs

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• We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.

  John Mayer

  Long, Age, Term

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• I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists.

  John Mayer

  Artist, Grandchildren, Fans

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

  John Mayer

  Disappointment, Punishment, Dating

  "John Mayer Just Has to Please the Girls". Interview with Jon Caramanica, www.nytimes.com. November 20, 2009.

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• I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

  John Mayer

  Space, Fire, Horny

  "John Mayer On Jennifer Aniston, Tiger Woods & Masturbating". www.huffingtonpost.com. March 21, 2010.

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• I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.

  John Mayer

  Quality, Fine, Quality Music

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• God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

  John Mayer

  Love, Break Through, Let Me

  Song: Heartbreak Warfare, Album: Battle Studies, 2009

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• No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it.

  John Mayer

  Matter, No Matter What

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