Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.
Too many creatures both insects and humans estimate their own value by the amount of minor irritation they are able to cause to greater personalities than themselves.
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.
You want to know whether I believe in ghosts? Of course I do not believe in them. If you had known as many of them as I have, you would not believe in them either.
My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.
personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble
What man calls civilization always results in deserts.
The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue
As the skull of the man grows broader, so do his creeds. And his gods they are shaped in his image and mirror his needs. And he clothes them with thunders and beauty, He clothes them with music and fire, Seeing not, as he bows by their altars, That he worships his own desire.
It has been my observation and experience, and that of my family, that nothing human works out well.
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.
There was once a Hindu sage, who sat down on the banks of the Ganges and thought for seventy years about the millennium. Just as he arrived at the solution and was putting it into verse, a mosquito stung him and he forgot it again at once.
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