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• There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right - except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.

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  Country, Thinking, Rely Upon

  Jerome K. Jerome (2017). “Clocks: From "Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow"”, p.3, The Floating Press

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• When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care to keep it green in their memory, you may be sure it is no longer a pain to them.

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  Love, Pain, Memories

  Jerome K. Jerome (2016). “The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.26, Jerome K. Jerome

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• I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never been sure about it. In the middle ages, I should probably have gone about preaching and got myself burnt or hanged.

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  Book, Writing, Age

  Jerome K. Jerome (2010). “Three Men in a Boat”, p.6, Giunti Editore

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• Among all nations there should be vast temples raised where people might worship in silence and listen to it, for it is the voice of God

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  Voice, People, Silence

  Jerome K. Jerome (2015). “Diary of a Pilgrimage”, p.41, Read Books Ltd

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• Five thousand people in one society might do something, but five thousand societies of one member each would be a holy trouble.

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  People, Might, Would Be

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• Better to work and fail than to sleep one's life away.

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  Work, Sleep, Failing

  Jerome K. Jerome “The Selected Work of Jerome K. Jerome”, Library of Alexandria

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• 1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.

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  Morning, Beer, Night

  Jerome K. Jerome (2006). “Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1”, p.5, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax

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• A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.

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  Cat, Animal, Humanity

  Jerome K. Jerome (2006). “Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1”, p.191, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax

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• We shall never be content until each man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.

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  Men, Weather

  Jerome K. Jerome (2016). “The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.56, Jerome K. Jerome

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• Being poor is a mere trifle. It is being known to be poor that is the sting.

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  Poor, Trifles, Mere

  Jerome K. Jerome (2016). “The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.32, Jerome K. Jerome

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• That the boat did not upset I simply state as a fact. Why it did not upset I am unable to offer any reason. I have often thought about the matter since, but I have never succeeded in arriving at any satisfactory explanation of the phenomenon. Possibly the result may have been brought about by the natural obstinacy of all things in this world. The boat may possibly have come to the conclusion, judging from a cursory view of our behaviour, that we had come out for a morning's suicide, and had thereupon determined to disappoint us. That is the only suggestion I can offer.

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  Suicide, Morning, Views

  Jerome K. Jerome, Geoffrey Harvey (2008). “Three Men in a Boat and Three Men on the Bummel”, p.135, Oxford University Press

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• You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions at the bottom of the boat, and encourages the rowers by telling them anecdotes about the marvellous feats he performed last season.

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  Funny, Hands, Rivers

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog”, p.263, Diderot Publishing

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• Seek out some retired and old-world spot, far from the madding crowd, and dream away a sunny week among its drowsy lanes - some half-forgotten nook, hidden away by the fairies, out of reach of the noisy world - some quaint-perched eyrie on the cliffs of Time, from whence the surging waves of the nineteenth century would sound far-off and faint.

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  Dream, Sound, Half

  Jerome K. Jerome (1998). “Three Men in a Boat and Three Men on the Bummel”, p.9, Oxford Paperbacks

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• I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

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  Sleep, Insomnia, Men

  Jerome K. Jerome, Geoffrey Harvey (2008). “Three Men in a Boat and Three Men on the Bummel”, p.34, Oxford University Press

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• Cassivelaunus had prepared the river for Caesar, by planting it full of stakes (and had, no doubt, put up a notice-board).

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  Rivers, Doubt, Boards

  Jerome K. Jerome (2010). “Three Men in a Boat”, p.85, Bibliolis Books

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• After a cup of tea (two spoonsful for each cup, and don't let it stand more than three minutes,) it says to the brain, "Now, rise, and show your strength. Be eloquent, and deep, and tender; see, with a clear eye, into Nature and into life; spread your white wings of quivering thought, and soar, a god-like spirit, over the whirling world beneath you, up through long lanes of flaming stars to the gates of eternity!

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  Stars, Eye, Wings

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog”, p.165, Diderot Publishing

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• I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination

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  Rivers, Lakes, Sea

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog”, p.293, Diderot Publishing

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• I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.

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  Reading, Men, Healthy

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog”, p.11, Diderot Publishing

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• I love the chill October days, when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet.

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  Lying, Feet, October

  Jerome K. Jerome (1912). “John Ingerfield and Other Stories”, p.64, Library of Alexandria

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• Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

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  Men, Thinking, Sausage

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat”, p.195, BookRix

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• I saw a great Newfoundland dog the other day sitting in front of a mirror at the entrance to a shop in Regent's Circus, and examining himself with an amount of smug satisfaction that I have never seen equaled elsewhere outside a vestry meeting.

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  Funny, Dog, Humorous

  Jerome K. Jerome (2016). “The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow”, p.38, Jerome K. Jerome

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• I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

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  Funny, Humorous, School

  Jerome K. Jerome (2006). “Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1”, p.26, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax

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• What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow. I cannot conscientiously recommend it for any useful purposes whatever. All I can suggest is that when you get tired of reading "the best hundred books," you may take this for half an hour. It will be a change.

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  Book, Reading, Tired

  Jerome K. Jerome (2006). “Jerome K. Jerome: 14 Books in 1”, p.594, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax

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• I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

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  Weed, Nature, Marijuana

  Jerome K. Jerome (2013). “Three Men in a Boat (illustrated) + Three Men on the Bummel + Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow: The best of Jerome K. Jerome”, p.369, e-artnow

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• Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance.

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  Play, Iron, Evil

  Jerome K. Jerome, Carolyn Oulton (2012). “Weeds: A Story in Seven Chapters”, p.60, Victorian Secrets

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