Frankie Boyle Quotes - Page 3

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• Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Fire

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• RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, New York, Humor

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• Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Cristiano Ronaldo

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• A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Baby, Fall

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• Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them 'Gaybos' or 'Bender Badges'.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Teenager, Humor

  "Frankie Boyle: Live". Comedy, 2008.

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• Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Black And White

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• That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Mock the Week". Comedy, Game-Show, (2005– ).

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• I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Dad, Kids

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• Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, London

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