So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
All survival situations revolve around a host of variables...Always adapt, think positive, and move forward.
So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.
I feel like a tick on a dog.
Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
Where there is water, there are people.
I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.
You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.
I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
It's a recipe for disaster.
It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.
It's like walking through someone's small intestine.
We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.
We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.
I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
Moral of the story: try to get things right, figure out what's going wrong with the scenario, and don't give up.
The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.
It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.
We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.
Holy smoke! We lost our last match and there's a storm coming! Party On! A flash flood swept away all our gear and we're twenty miles from the trailhead! Party On! My femur bone's sticking through my skin and I've gotta cross that river! Party On!
I'm all for the path of least resistance.
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