Louis C. K. Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

  Louis C. K.

  Inspirational, Funny, Baby

• I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

  Louis C. K.

  Funny, Baby, Gun

  "Louis C.K.: Chewed Up". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

• I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

  Louis C. K.

  Soccer, Mom, Baby

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