Louis C. K. Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red Dog to you at a rate of 50 minutes a page, and you have to sit there and be horribly proud and bored at the same time.

  Louis C. K.

  Dog, Children, Kids

• You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

  Louis C. K.

  Dog, Three, Four

• Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

  Louis C. K.

  Dog, Two, London

  "Louis C.K. Continues To Knock Standardized Testing In ‘David Letterman’ Appearance" by Rebecca Klein, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 2, 2014.

• I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.

  Louis C. K.

  Girl, Mother, Dog

  Source: deadline.com

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