Harland Williams Quotes

• Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

  Harland Williams

  Eye, Triangles, Pumpkin

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

  Harland Williams

  Netflix, Binge Watching, Three

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• I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

  Harland Williams

  Thinking, Saws, Would Be

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

  Harland Williams

  Flower, Garden, Thinking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything.

  Harland Williams

  Believe, Mind, Tests

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible." In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny.

  Harland Williams

  Real, Silly, Thinking

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

  Harland Williams

  Sex, Jumping, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Animation wasn't my love, but drawing was. I loved drawing, and when it came time to graduate from high school, I looked around and it was like, "Wow, I don't really want to study math. I don't really want to study science. I don't really want to study literature. Is there a place where I can go and draw cartoons?"

  Harland Williams

  School, Math, Drawing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

  Harland Williams

  Hate, Nice, Kids

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• The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

  Harland Williams

  Things I Love, Sometimes

  "Harland Williams knew he was destined for greatness". Interview with Christian Williams, www.avclub.com. March 10, 2010.

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• I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

  Harland Williams

  Cities, Guy, Grew Up

  Interview with Shawn Conner, www.vancouversun.com. December 4, 2013.

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• I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

  Harland Williams

  Fun, Laughter, Acting

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

  Harland Williams

  People, Panic, Enough

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

  Harland Williams

  Artist, Perspective, Comedian

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• I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

  Harland Williams

  Character, Boys, Voice

  "Harland Williams knew he was destined for greatness". Interview with Christian Williams, www.avclub.com. March 10, 2010.

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• I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

  Harland Williams

  Cities, Schedules, Goes On

  Interview with Shawn Conner, www.vancouversun.com. December 4, 2013.

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