Joe Pesci Quotes

• I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

  Joe Pesci

  Mean, Mafia, Mobster

  "Fictional character: Tommy DeVito". "Goodfellas", www.imdb.com. 1990.

  88 Copy quote

• I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

  Joe Pesci

  Mushrooms, Lunatic, Macaroni

  44 Copy quote

• You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

  Joe Pesci

  Running, Wisdom, Race

  37 Copy quote

• You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

  Joe Pesci

  Winning, Stills, Loses

  31 Copy quote

• Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

  Joe Pesci

  Love, Dream, Boys

  51 Copy quote

• Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

  Joe Pesci

  Girl, Mom, Morning

  "Fictional character: Tommy DeVito". "Goodfellas", www.imdb.com. 1990.

  67 Copy quote

• A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

  Joe Pesci

  Running, Race, Winner

  19 Copy quote

• You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

  Joe Pesci

  Hate, Way, Looks

  40 Copy quote

• Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

  Joe Pesci

  Mad, Max, Irritated

  27 Copy quote

• I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

  Joe Pesci

  Jobs, Wall, Work

  54 Copy quote

• My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

  Joe Pesci

  Father, Kids, Want

  12 Copy quote

• I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

  Joe Pesci

  Hair, Aquarius, Blonde

  18 Copy quote

• Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

  Joe Pesci

  Interviews

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• I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

  Joe Pesci

  Men, Wife, Three

  8 Copy quote

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