Andrew Dice Clay Quotes - Page 3

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• When I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one. I didn't grow up even wanting to be a post man. Now, I understand the meaning of the term "postal." I was bored to tears. And what was funny was that the producer actually looked like a bug.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Growing Up, Men, Bored

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Girl, Real, Bed

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Sex, Animal, People

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Differences, Looks, Matter

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny, not because I'm filthy. The subject matter is dirty, but the pictures I paint are really funny. A lot of comics don't understand that that's what it's about. It's just, "I'll be dirty and they'll laugh." Nobody's becoming a superstar that way.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Dirty, People, Laughing

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Honesty, Years, Acting

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Directors, Producers

  Source: collider.com

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• I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

  Andrew Dice Clay

  Growing Up, Giving, Parent

  Source: www.pbs.org

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