Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
All parents experience the same problems.
Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.
The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'
I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcomsit had nothing to do with the color of themI just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.
A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.
We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.
The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
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