Bill Cosby Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Motivational, Health

  Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations p. 139 Fred Metcalf. Penguin Books, London (2001)

• I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Anniversary, Jobs

• Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

  Bill Cosby

  Children, Giving, House

• While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

  Bill Cosby

  Girl, Mother, Jobs

• My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

  Bill Cosby

  Daughter, Honesty, Years

• My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.

  Bill Cosby

  Children, Dad, Men

• Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

  Bill Cosby

  Family, Father, Intelligent

  "Bill Cosby: Himself", 1983.

• Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

  Bill Cosby

  Running, Interesting, House

• I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

  Bill Cosby

  Giving, House, Parent

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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