Bill Cosby Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

  Bill Cosby

  Family, Mother, Children

• The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Daughter, Heart

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother and their father. They may say it doesn't bother them, but there is something in us about those who are a biological part of us and don't care. People in that situation stop hearing the other voices that love them, hold them, trust them and tells them how great they are. They're focused on that one person who isn't answering them.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Father, Voice

  Source: www.christianpost.com

• My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Son, Pigs

• Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Father

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1983.

• While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

  Bill Cosby

  Girl, Mother, Jobs

• I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Mother, Lying

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". www.imdb.com. 1983.

• My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Mother, Humor

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". www.imdb.com. 1983.

• "And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Mother, Tired

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". m.imdb.com. 1983.

• Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Father, Parent

• As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Mother, Brother

• In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

  Bill Cosby

  Family, Mother, Children

• I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Children, Father

• The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

  Bill Cosby

  Mother, Children, Father

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