I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.
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