Dane Cook Quotes About Today

Quotes about: Today

• I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.

  Dane Cook

  Home, Naps, Sick

• I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

  Dane Cook

  Giving, Toasters, Today

• I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

  Dane Cook

  Thinking, Today, Rooms

• I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

  Dane Cook

  Giving Up, Not Giving Up, Giving

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