Dane Cook Quotes About Eyes

Quotes about: Eyes

• Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

  Dane Cook

  Funny, Cheating, Sleep

• It was peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, “My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye"!

  Dane Cook

  Eye, Fire, Hands

  "Comedy Central Presents (TV Series)". www.imdb.com. 2000.

• True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!

  Dane Cook

  Cheating, Eye, Love Is

  Twitter post from Jul 30, 2013

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