I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.
When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.
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