Dane Cook Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

  Dane Cook

  Funny, Kids, Boys

• When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

  Dane Cook

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

• Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

  Dane Cook

  Funny, Cheating, Sleep

• I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

  Dane Cook

  Funny, Snakes, Why Not

• If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

  Dane Cook

  Funny, Say Anything, Use

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