Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 9

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• Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health." "Child geniuses," growled Holly. "Genii," said Minerva.

  Eoin Colfer

  Children, Hollies, Feelings

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.

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  Order, Hollies, Said

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• It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-

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  Buttons, Calling, Able

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• Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.

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  Secret, Fans, Emotion

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• Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.

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  Boys, Eight, Light

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• Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action." "I live for aggressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wandered Foaly "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.

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  Dragons, Two, Long

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• He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis" "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

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  Hollies, Singing, Centaurs

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• People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

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  People, Always Alone, Like Me

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.

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  Kids, Thinking, Boys

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.87, Penguin UK

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• But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

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  Heart, Teeth, Artemis Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Together we will be unstoppable.

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  Together, Unstoppable

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• Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.

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  Crazy, Taken, Winning

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

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  Morning, Princess, Doe

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.733, Penguin UK

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• You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.

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  Dad, Mean, People

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• The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

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  Boys, Miracle, Toilets

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction." Holly lifted her visor and looked the hormonal teenager in the eye. "This had better not be a game, Artemis. If you do not have some serious psychosis, you will be sorry." "Oh, I'm crazy, alright. I do have plenty of psychoses," said Orion Cheerily. "Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

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  Running, Sorry, Crazy

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• Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

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  Likes, Stallions, Call Me

  "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (Artemis Fowl, Book 5)". Book by Eoin Colfer, August 2, 2006.

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• Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

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  Missing, Miss Me

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?

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  Nice, Scare, Cubes

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• People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

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  Girl, Years, People

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• I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.

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  Blue, Hollies, Dolphins

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• Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

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  Eye, Usual, Meg

  Eoin Colfer (2012). “The Wish List”, p.146, The O'Brien Press

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• We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

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  Vegas, Together, My Sister

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• Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

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  Sound, Sense Of Humor, Ignored

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• Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

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  Should, Shows

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