Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 3

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• Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

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  Life, Fowl, Assumption

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.

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  Pain, Use

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• They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

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  Boys, Tunnels, Gone

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• Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for a couple of hours' usage of your frankly third-rate restaurant and perhaps find a friendless tree stump to listen to your woes?

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  Couple, Worry, Tree

  "Artemis Fowl The Atlantis Complex". Book by July 20, 2010, July 20, 2010.

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• I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

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  Doctors, Television, Unusual

  "Writing my very own Doctor Who". www.theguardian.com. January 12, 2013.

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• Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

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  Grateful, Trying, Auras

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, p.189, Hachette UK

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• Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.

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  Horse, Centaurs, Tongue

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.247, Penguin UK

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• How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

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  Girl, Sarcasm, June

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

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  Morning, Awake, Every Morning

  Eoin Colfer (2012). “Benny and Omar”, p.21, The O'Brien Press

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• Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

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  Thinking, Doctors, Fowl

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• The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

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  Past, Men, Heritage

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• I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.

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  Queens, Drama, Feet

  Eoin Colfer (2011). “Plugged”, p.35, Hachette UK

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• Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

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  Thinking, Holly Short

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• Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

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  Inspire, Articles, Journal

  Eoin Colfer (2004). “Artemis Fowl Files, The (Sp 04 edition)”, Disney-Hyperion

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• So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.

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  Cutting, Voice, Brain

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• Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?

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  Stupid, Thinking, Hollies

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• There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

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  Alternatives, Fowl, Bears

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• Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

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  Said, Not Impressed, Impressed

  Eoin Colfer (2007). “Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception”, Miramax

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• Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

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  Clothes, Long, Half

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• Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

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  Hollies, Fowl, Said

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• A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

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  Years, Criminals, Twelve

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

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  Empathy, Said

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

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  Sarcasm, Noise, Flew

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.

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  Memories, Shoes, Feet

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

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  Dream, Children, Attention

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