It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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