Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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