Lenny Bruce Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

  Lenny Bruce

  Daughter, Mother, Guy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew!

  Lenny Bruce

  Mother, Acceptance, Entertainment

• My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

  Lenny Bruce

  Mother, Home, Men

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