Lenny Bruce Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

  Lenny Bruce

  Marriage, Believe, Love You

• My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

  Lenny Bruce

  Mother, Home, Men

• That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

  Lenny Bruce

  Teacher, School, Sunday

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